tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-127285282011-04-22T03:59:43.103+02:00Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.comBlogger461100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1132228704498974252005-11-17T12:58:00.000+01:002005-11-17T12:58:24.516+01:00"Dios es mi personaje de ficción favorito." (Homer J. Simpson)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113222870449897425?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1131978718143531512005-11-14T15:31:00.000+01:002005-11-14T15:31:58.156+01:00En la adolescencia todos pensamos en el suicidio.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113197871814353151?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1131749377478402572005-11-11T23:49:00.000+01:002005-11-11T23:49:37.490+01:00¿por qué son tan malos los publicistas de Pascual?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113174937747840257?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1131550770699805182005-11-09T16:38:00.000+01:002005-11-09T16:39:30.710+01:00No me gustan las camaras de video. Quiero recordar como yo lo viví. No como se supone que lo viví.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113155077069980518?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1131438013362775922005-11-08T09:11:00.000+01:002005-11-08T09:20:13.376+01:00Si conoces a más de tres personas que les guste el regetón (o como se escriba) tenemos un problema.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113143801336277592?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1130758896951790912005-10-31T12:41:00.000+01:002005-10-31T12:41:36.963+01:00Solo los barrenderos odian el otoño más que yo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113075889695179091?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1130607104769540432005-10-29T19:31:00.000+02:002005-10-29T19:31:44.780+02:00Houston, tenemos un poema.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113060710476954043?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1130358684614599962005-10-26T22:30:00.000+02:002005-10-26T22:31:24.630+02:00¿El <span style="font-style:italic;">blanco nuclear</span> es radiactivo?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113035868461459996?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1130022582526128112005-10-23T01:06:00.000+02:002005-10-24T23:26:19.620+02:00Tenemos tantas personalidades como personas conocemos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-113002258252612811?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1129845338953869022005-10-20T23:55:00.000+02:002005-10-20T23:55:38.986+02:00Después de tender la ropa, al entrar a casa, siempre me quedo ciego.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112984533895386902?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1129637312659149122005-10-18T14:05:00.000+02:002005-10-18T14:08:32.663+02:00Siempre digo clip, nunca playmobil.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112963731265914912?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1129115946459322482005-10-13T13:18:00.000+02:002005-10-13T14:16:26.096+02:00Ojalá mi habitación fuera tan grande como los probadores del Corte Inglés.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112911594645932248?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1129115410702383552005-10-12T13:09:00.000+02:002005-10-12T13:10:10.710+02:00A veces tengo que inventar palabras para hacer que me comprendas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112911541070238355?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1128887350993319032005-10-09T21:48:00.000+02:002005-10-09T21:49:11.000+02:00A veces me gustaría poner al mundo en <i>No admitido</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112888735099331903?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1128462132637797382005-10-04T23:20:00.000+02:002005-10-04T23:42:15.293+02:00Los zahorís buscan y encuentran agua con un palo. Los quiromanticos saben leer en las lineas de las manos y aciertan. Luego hay otras profesiones, pero son más aburridas y sin tanto misterio.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112846213263779738?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1128026105667932512005-09-29T22:34:00.000+02:002005-10-01T16:19:43.073+02:00Que se cumpla una. Que no se de cuenta o que me perdone.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112802610566793251?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1127985164190829442005-09-29T11:11:00.000+02:002005-09-29T11:12:44.196+02:00No hay nada que me de más pereza que grabar Cd's.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112798516419082944?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1127426935860376822005-09-23T00:07:00.000+02:002005-09-23T00:08:55.863+02:00No me gusta que me pique el paladar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112742693586037682?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1127080336199470592005-09-18T23:50:00.000+02:002005-09-18T23:52:16.203+02:00Conversación tan frecuente como odiada.<br /><blockquote>-Jooorgeeeee!<br />-Quuéééééé!<br />-Naaaadaa!</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112708033619947059?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1126821107077380732005-09-15T23:51:00.000+02:002005-09-15T23:51:47.083+02:00Lo malo del verano es que se acaba.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112682110707738073?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1126618591497429542005-09-13T15:35:00.000+02:002005-09-13T15:37:48.686+02:00Verano 2005, y con él, el fracaso del trikini.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112661859149742954?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1126266245231495672005-09-09T13:43:00.000+02:002005-09-09T13:44:05.236+02:00Binomios perfectos: Los palos de los polos y el "sigue buscando"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112626624523149567?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1125770337226587752005-09-03T19:58:00.000+02:002005-09-03T19:58:57.230+02:00Siempre que suena el portero automático es la misma pesona. Siempre es yo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112577033722658775?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1125264582070599222005-08-28T23:29:00.000+02:002005-08-28T23:29:42.073+02:00No me gustan las cosas que duelen ni las que dan miedo, tampoco las que dan dentera.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112526458207059922?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1124643999476885092005-08-21T19:05:00.000+02:002005-08-21T19:06:39.480+02:00Ahora ya no se dice Renolt. Se dice Renó.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112464399947688509?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1124290652385052972005-08-17T16:55:00.000+02:002005-08-17T16:57:32.390+02:00Los gifs ya no estan de moda. Los power rangers tampoco.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112429065238505297?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1123253922093136472005-08-05T16:58:00.000+02:002005-08-05T16:58:42.106+02:00Te comento si tu me comentas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112325392209313647?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1123017809842447352005-08-02T23:22:00.000+02:002005-08-02T23:23:29.846+02:00Te linkeo, si tu me linkeas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112301780984244735?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1122308557050657032005-07-25T18:21:00.000+02:002005-07-25T18:22:37.056+02:00En estos tiempos, si no tienes un iPod, un Blog y camara de fotos digital, no eres nadie.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112230855705065703?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1121763202086735262005-07-19T10:52:00.000+02:002005-07-19T10:53:22.086+02:00A veces me gustaría ser tan malo como Joe Pesci.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112176320208673526?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1121185360018602442005-07-12T18:18:00.000+02:002005-07-12T18:22:40.023+02:00La tristeza de los Domingos es directamente proporcional a la borrachera de los Sabados.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112118536001860244?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1120408530749817602005-07-03T18:34:00.000+02:002005-07-03T18:35:30.753+02:00Sin animo de ofender, solo de tocar un poco los cojones.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-112040853074981760?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1119432763590443332005-06-22T11:32:00.000+02:002005-06-22T11:32:43.600+02:00No pretendo tener razón, solo ser coherente.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111943276359044333?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1118775621266650532005-06-15T20:59:00.000+02:002005-06-22T11:33:11.206+02:00No es vertigo, solo miedo a caerme.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111877562126665053?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1118773130768387652005-06-14T20:18:00.000+02:002005-06-14T20:18:50.770+02:00Siempre voy dejando las puertas abietas. Por olvido o por costumbre, no lo sé.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111877313076838765?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1118446412159170572005-06-11T01:31:00.000+02:002005-06-11T01:33:32.163+02:00Cuando veo un avión en el cielo siempre pienso en la gente que irá en el. Me pregunto si ellos pensarán en mi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111844641215917057?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1117733663368663862005-06-02T19:32:00.000+02:002005-06-02T19:34:23.370+02:00Por este orden: Me despierto, me levanto, me mareo, me acuesto, quizá me levanto y quizá me vuelvo a marear.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111773366336866386?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1117558972693511672005-05-31T19:02:00.000+02:002005-05-31T19:02:52.696+02:00Creo que cualquier madre que se precie, al menos una vez en su vida, a tomado Lexatin. <br />¿De verdad que tu madre nunca ha tomado Lexatin?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111755897269351167?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1116518933794349732005-05-19T18:07:00.000+02:002005-05-19T18:09:18.000+02:00¿Por qué el botón de abajo ala izquierda se llama "inicio"? Explicamelo Bill.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111651893379434973?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1116271524576051532005-05-16T21:21:00.000+02:002005-05-16T21:25:24.580+02:00A veces pienso:" Hace mucho que no veo a fulanito"... y al día siguiente o a los dos días me lo encuentro.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111627152457605153?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1116111659212938622005-05-15T01:00:00.000+02:002005-05-15T01:00:59.216+02:00Hay pocas cosas tan placenteras como rascarse.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111611165921293862?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1115847170511063742005-05-11T23:31:00.000+02:002005-05-11T23:32:50.516+02:00¿por qué en los champus y geles siempre regalan un 33%? No un 15% ni un 22%... no, un 33%.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111584717051106374?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1115678143044569632005-05-10T00:35:00.000+02:002005-05-10T00:35:43.046+02:00Y llegó el S.XXI, y con el, la decadencia del boli bic.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111567814304456963?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1115594563208096392005-05-09T01:19:00.000+02:002005-05-09T01:22:43.213+02:00¿Por qué cuando llueve la gente que lleva paragüas se pone en el lado de la cornida? Deberían dejar ese lado a los que no lo llevan.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111559456320809639?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1115567505396127022005-05-08T17:51:00.000+02:002005-05-08T17:51:45.400+02:00Seguro que tu tambien eres de los que, escucnando musica por la calle, se creen que estan en un videoclip.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111556750539612702?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12728528.post-1115510488994882912005-05-07T02:01:00.000+02:002005-05-08T17:51:34.343+02:00Las huellas digitales van a pilas…<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12728528-111551048899488291?l=brevesere.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Mientehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05286451157414588260noreply@blogger.com0